First Day at College

Umm.. what day is it?
wtf.. it may be sunday or saturday..
everyday looks same for me..
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ok then i plug on my shitty PS3 and started to play become a legend mode..
twenty minuites later.. i'm busy with swearing damned things while i took concecutive looses..
Crying in the bench and the most important is..
Damn it

My console is lucky enough for not getting throwed out due to my dissatisfaction..
Damn.. if my console have little introscpection, it would be not dare to generate such pathietic looses for me..
but since its not living things.. it still doing its stubborness without aware that its existence is under my mercy (thanks to my goodness for not to destroy it)

Then i try to distract my peevish by reading http://sport.detik.com..
Oh.. crap!! according detik sport.. this day is Wednesday... and there's sceduled study on my college..
Okay.. it still an hour before Financial Managemen lesson started..
but since i stay at Crappy village..i need 45min to get in my college.

forget about where i stay and how i can get into College.. because it confidential you know.. no offense but all strong country is doing freaking espionage.. so dont mind if i need to keep my privacy since i'm important person for.. um.. my mother..

Well, now who is in the class now?
shit i recoqnize that face.. he must be teguh.. (Crappy man with innocent face)
Me : "Hey teguh, am i in corret room?"
Teguh : "Well, let see.. who's come.. the one who disappeared for one week?"
Me : "Me? Disapear for a week? do you know that i was in my former place of job you know."
Teguh : "So what are you doing? countinuing crappy job there?"
Me : "no retarded person doing crappy job there when he was freed from his job.. i was running my bussines for a week man"
Teguh : "What the Hell... bussines?"
Me: "as you know, there's many bullshit if you hear my tale.. and i'm sure that doesn't important to you.. in brief this why any investor doesn't want to doing some bussines in this country.. Because You need to completing many Damn shit term when you want their permmision"
Teguh : "So, are you running a smuggling job"
Me: ".. my father is a customs officer.. why do i running those idiot bussines"
Teguh : "so you are running illegal drugs overthere"
Me: "Are my face looked as drugstore then?"
Teguh : "no.. you just like a beggar i think.."
Me: "Shit.."
Teguh: "So where i can find a bicycleshop there"
Me: "alright.. do you know Leregas the Vile?"
Teguh : "Yes.."
Me:"yeah.. old-fart that sold useless things for high price.."
Teguh:"I'm not looking for Sacred relic you idiot..."
Me:"then you can ask him"
Teguh:"how can i ask somebody who answer ..Where's my blood will spilled .. to everybody.. Damn it"
Me:"ok.. ok. it must be near Great Market then.. you can go around there and ask the policeman"
Teguh:"yes.. i can ask him to arrest you.. Damn it"

..... Suddenly someone has came..
Axe : "Hey man.. im late.. hi there if  you're Ajie.. you miss two Macro economic lesson you know.."
Me: "but i just miss one, .. man.. i got scheduled lesson at Wednesday until Friday you know.."
Axe:"the Schedule had been changed you know"
Me:"Oh Crap!!"
Axe:"Btw.. why you writing my name as "axe" man.. you are retard author"
Me:"Elune Damnit.. how can i forgot your name.. who's your name man?"
Axe:"My name is Willman"
Me:"Oke then i recoqnize u as Willman"
Willman: "that's better"

... then someone has came again.. (Why they came little by little.. our mentality is not far from debt payment.. this is way ww always buying anything in debt)

Tetuko:"Hi Everybody"
Me:"pardon.. before i go too wrong.. is your name is correct?"
Tetuko:"those totally wrong idiot.. my name was Jahrakal you damn it..."
Me:"Oh Crap..."
Jahrakal:"Thats better.. what about playing dota after this lesson guys"
Me:"is dota very important for you man? we are celebrating our reuninon man.. and you ask us for playing dota?"
Jahrakal:"um.. soryy.. beacause..."
Me:"Because of what...."
Jahrakal:"Because.. mylife for ner'zhul"
Me: "Here young boy.. Your name is Jahrakal.. and what you say is favorite line of Necrolyte, damn it"
Jahrakal:"oh.. i'm sorry i forgot my name is not Jahrakal but Necrolyte.. can you change my name to your writes?"
Me: "Okey.. but how this benefit me?"
Wilman & Teguh : (thinking) i need to be careful with this person.. especialy at night..
........................... continued